Be my forever.
Because this is my life. And that’s the only explanation you will ever need.
(via hefuckin)s3 (via quirkyvirgin)


cat: places paw tentatively on boob
me: please–
cat: presses paw down on boob
me: don’t–
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs


do you ever just stop and think about your obsession with something and say to yourself “oh man, i’m in too deep


when you get insulted and you pretend like it doesn’t hurt:



There is no ideal world for you to wait around for. The world is always just what it is now, and it’s up to you how you respond to it.
Isaac MarionWarm Bodies (via creatingaquietmind)


school supply list:

  • headphones
  • portable charger
  • knife



why you should be my friend

  1. I will talk about sex with you and not care in the slightest even if you have the most bizarre kinks I do not give a shit
  2. I will reblog your selfies no questions asked
  3. I will ask you questions on anon to make you look more popular
  4. nothing happens to me so you can talk about yourself forever.